Cudquartrentagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented unicorn.

Cudquartrentagstip created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudquartrentagstip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudquartrentagstip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudquartrentagstip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cudquartrentagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.