Zognurwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful cobra.

Zognurwan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognurwan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zognurwan, he will make you grow a tail.

Zognurwan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zognurwan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with anger.

4. Never bounce in autumn.

5. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.