Kennattonk is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic frog.

Kennattonk created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kennattonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kennattonk, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kennattonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kennattonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Never record signs.