Gongutbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective naga.

Gongutbass created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gongutbass, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gongutbass, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gongutbass' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gongutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never travel toward the east during winter.

3. Never feed limes to badgers while wearing boots.

4. Run away if eight great tits approach from the west.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with joy.