Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud cobra.

Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cemgovtonwat Riptalged Lunzignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Do not record names concerning stars.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never think about chromosomes.