Mangarfen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered rat.

Mangarfen created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mangarfen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mangarfen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mangarfen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mangarfen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mangarfen.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.