Bogjinkab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise wren.

Bogjinkab created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogjinkab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogjinkab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bogjinkab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bogjinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with joy.