Wapkankan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil ant.

Wapkankan created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapkankan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wapkankan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapkankan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wapkankan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never stain your back with brown.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never feed apples to badgers while wearing tights.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.