Pidhonweg Babvadlop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain hippopotamus.

Pidhonweg Babvadlop created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidhonweg Babvadlop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidhonweg Babvadlop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pidhonweg Babvadlop's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pidhonweg Babvadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect seven gold sculptures of Pidhonweg Babvadlop on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to frogs while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never gather three manatees in one place.