Riggepben is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental centipede.

Riggepben created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Riggepben, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Riggepben, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Riggepben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Riggepben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near goats while wearing black rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Never handle gold while unclean.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Riggepben loves swans, so they must be honoured.