Cipbighun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous chinchilla.

Cipbighun created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbighun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipbighun, it will turn you into a mole.

Cipbighun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cipbighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never feed onions to bats while wearing dresses.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.