Lenbigbet is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable chinchilla.

Lenbigbet created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbigbet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenbigbet, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lenbigbet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lenbigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

4. Retreat if seven mice approach from the north.

5. Always help sick moths.