Tarominnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering hyena.

Tarominnurt created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarominnurt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarominnurt, he will remove you from existence.

Tarominnurt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tarominnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never travel toward the west during winter.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never wear blue shoes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.