Tofkamdut Ceppadkip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent fairy.

Tofkamdut Ceppadkip created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofkamdut Ceppadkip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tofkamdut Ceppadkip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tofkamdut Ceppadkip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tofkamdut Ceppadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofkamdut Ceppadkip.

4. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

5. Never record signs.