Likladlik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive grasshopper.

Likladlik created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likladlik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likladlik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Likladlik's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likladlik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Likladlik.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.