Quagboghad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless ant.

Quagboghad created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagboghad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagboghad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quagboghad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quagboghad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing orange skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.