Millidsab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong turtle.

Millidsab created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Millidsab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Millidsab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Millidsab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Millidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never gather five snakes in one place.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.