Hasfobdavneg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, moody finch.

Hasfobdavneg created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfobdavneg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hasfobdavneg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hasfobdavneg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hasfobdavneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hop at mountains.

4. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never paint your arms mauve.