Yattwanflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying duck.

Yattwanflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattwanflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattwanflan, it will curse you with boils.

Yattwanflan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yattwanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.