Queeghabkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful scorpion.

Queeghabkin created light two years ago.

If you believe in Queeghabkin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeghabkin, it will turn you into a worm.

Queeghabkin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Queeghabkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Put Queeghabkin first in all things.

4. Never adorn your face with pink markings.

5. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.