Babfumyak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered salamander.

Babfumyak created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfumyak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Babfumyak, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Babfumyak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Babfumyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Babfumyak on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your feet gray.