Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable toad.

Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog, he will turn you into a rat.

Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not take Lipmiprensomvagmathenbog's name in vain.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed cucumbers to monkeys while wearing cyan skirts.