Bidbopfab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident human.

Bidbopfab created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbopfab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidbopfab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bidbopfab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bidbopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never record names.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.