Bepmaddan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating dingo.

Bepmaddan created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepmaddan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bepmaddan, he will come to you in dreams.

Bepmaddan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bepmaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.