Hinbumjat Godhabjan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hinbumjat Godhabjan created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbumjat Godhabjan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinbumjat Godhabjan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hinbumjat Godhabjan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hinbumjat Godhabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing violet ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

4. Run away if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.