Badbugten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective hamster.

Badbugten created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbugten, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badbugten, it will send you a sign.

Badbugten's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Badbugten's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not prepare bread while filled with envy.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Badbugten.

5. Respect your elders.