Omtmilquillhog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient raccoon.

Omtmilquillhog created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtmilquillhog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omtmilquillhog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Omtmilquillhog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Omtmilquillhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Always help sick whales.