Hoglabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful eagle.

Hoglabbog created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoglabbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hoglabbog, it will send you a sign.

Hoglabbog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hoglabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. You must love Hoglabbog.

5. Never feed coconuts to shrews while wearing tights.