Queegrullwab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient lion.

Queegrullwab created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrullwab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Queegrullwab, he will remove you from existence.

Queegrullwab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Queegrullwab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not sing at crossroads.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.