Kipdonben is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish yak.

Kipdonben created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdonben, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipdonben, she will turn you into a worm.

Kipdonben's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kipdonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always help rats.

5. Fast once a month.