Rotjipbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable octopus.

Rotjipbod created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotjipbod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotjipbod, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rotjipbod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rotjipbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

5. Do not eat cherries.