Wondodlit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful lion.

Wondodlit created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondodlit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wondodlit, it will turn you into a mole.

Wondodlit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wondodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.