Wegweegig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy mongoose.

Wegweegig created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegweegig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegweegig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wegweegig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wegweegig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.