Beprutmad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest donkey.

Beprutmad created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Beprutmad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Beprutmad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Beprutmad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Beprutmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with badgers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not consume rice at dawn.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Put Beprutmad first in all things.