Nutdavgigzedcun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful hare.

Nutdavgigzedcun created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutdavgigzedcun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutdavgigzedcun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nutdavgigzedcun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nutdavgigzedcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dolphins.

2. Worship no other gods but Nutdavgigzedcun.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

5. Always store carrots above ground.