Fetdotlen Gemmigbem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody goat.

Fetdotlen Gemmigbem created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Fetdotlen Gemmigbem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fetdotlen Gemmigbem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fetdotlen Gemmigbem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fetdotlen Gemmigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.