Habzodcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, compassionate otter.

Habzodcum created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habzodcum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habzodcum, he will make you grow a tail.

Habzodcum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Habzodcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never run in summer.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Habzodcum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never pour water over plants.