Megpogwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless jellyfish.

Megpogwip created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megpogwip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Megpogwip, he will cry a lot.

Megpogwip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Megpogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from turquoise aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megpogwip.