Cutnadran is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty elephant.

Cutnadran created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cutnadran, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cutnadran, it will think nothing of it.

Cutnadran's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cutnadran's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of mites.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.