Moblargmatjip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring duck.

Moblargmatjip created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblargmatjip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Moblargmatjip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Moblargmatjip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Moblargmatjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.