Tapdunmin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic aardvark.

Tapdunmin created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tapdunmin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapdunmin, he will turn you into a worm.

Tapdunmin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tapdunmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Do not keep six sharks in a large pit.

4. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

5. Do not gather at doors at midday.