Listfemcub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical owl.

Listfemcub created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfemcub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listfemcub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Listfemcub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Listfemcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear turquoise shorts.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.