Tanbignur is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous wolf.

Tanbignur created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbignur, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tanbignur, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tanbignur's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tanbignur's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.