Dissbinnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing lizard.

Dissbinnan created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbinnan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissbinnan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dissbinnan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dissbinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never leap in the presence of ducks.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Dissbinnan.