Queeggeplog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful human.

Queeggeplog created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggeplog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queeggeplog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Queeggeplog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Queeggeplog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the south.

5. Do not leap in public.