Pinnurgab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust fox.

Pinnurgab created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Pinnurgab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pinnurgab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinnurgab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pinnurgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pinnurgab's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.