Yattnibtitgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair bear.

Yattnibtitgom created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnibtitgom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yattnibtitgom, it will not invite you to parties.

Yattnibtitgom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yattnibtitgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Never cross rivers at midnight.

3. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

4. Never stain your neck with purple.

5. Do not stand on grass.