Liksiding is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent wren.

Liksiding created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liksiding, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Liksiding, she will jump up and down on your head.

Liksiding's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Liksiding's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.