Henflamgem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent capybara.

Henflamgem created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Henflamgem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henflamgem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Henflamgem's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Henflamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henflamgem.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.