Tarfudflow Rapgedbem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless centipede.

Tarfudflow Rapgedbem created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarfudflow Rapgedbem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarfudflow Rapgedbem, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tarfudflow Rapgedbem's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tarfudflow Rapgedbem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing gray hats and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never mix beans with water.

5. Do not hop at mountains.